hey snorlax
do she got the booty?
she dooooooooooo
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actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
THEY’RE HERE
Two Best Friends Play Aliens: Colonial Marines (x)
- Pat: My dad used to troll us so hard because he doesn't give a shit about things. My mom had a bird, right? And she loved this bird. It was some stupid fucking parakeet. No one liked it. My mom loved it. And it died. And she woke up one morning, and it was just dead in it's little cage.
- Matt: As birds are known to do.
- Pat: So my dad tells her "I'm gonna put it in a box and I'm gonna go bury it when you're not home." She said "thank you, fine". So like four days later she goes to take out the trash, and the bird's just sitting on top of the fucking trash bag. Right on top of like some oranges or something. And she fucking flipped her shit.
